i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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