fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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