Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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