I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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