So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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