at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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