she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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