So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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