I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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