gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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