I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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