Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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