I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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