It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Shame is for Republicans.
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