People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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