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tonight lets celebrate not being married
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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