Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with