he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.