He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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