I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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