I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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