this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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