feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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