he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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