I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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