butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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