I'm really into asian looking animals
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
where does the pee come out of this thing
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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