I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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