fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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