I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
