I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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