Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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