Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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