im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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