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I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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