I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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