my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just forgot I was standing up.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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