Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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