Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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