yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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