No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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