At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
there is glitter all over my balls
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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