I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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