Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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