chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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