she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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