I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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