Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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