i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I want a musical about memes.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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