i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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