I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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