He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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