thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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