it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
The feeling are messing with the penis
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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