But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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