I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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