I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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