I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
please come you make the beer taste better
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize