you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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