so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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